TAKEN OVER LIFE

You know computers have taken over your life when...You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake upYou think the numbers on tombstones are high scoresYou use Google to search for your car keysYou actually hand in work from EssayGenerator.comYou keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you r playin the game and beatin him will help u to get to the next levelYou keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your des ktopYou excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to "download"You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right cornerYou refer to meals as "power ups"You call christmas a "bonus round"