Effective Photo

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’

Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’

Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’

Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’

The Train Meeting

4 MDs and 4 PhDs are going to a meeting by train. The 4 MDs each have their own ticket, but the 4 PhDs (who have little money, of course) have 1 ticket among them. The MDs ask the PhDs (in a caring manner), "How are you going to manage with just one ticket between the ten of you? "Just watch," reply the PhDs. They all get on the train and the 4 MDs take their seats and hand their tickets to the conductor. But the PhDs all pile into a bathroom, and when the conductor comes by, a single arm reaches out and gives him the ticket. The MDs, feeling enlightened, decide to try the same thing on the way home, so they purchase just one ticket among ten of them. The PhDs buy no ticket at all. "How are you going to get home?" ask the MDs. "Just watch." the PhDs reply. When they get on the train, all the MDs pile into a bathroom. 3 of PhDs get into another bathroom. The fourth Ph.D. then knocks on the MDs' bathroom door and says "Ticket please."

TAKEN OVER LIFE

You know computers have taken over your life when...You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake upYou think the numbers on tombstones are high scoresYou use Google to search for your car keysYou actually hand in work from EssayGenerator.comYou keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you r playin the game and beatin him will help u to get to the next levelYou keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your des ktopYou excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to "download"You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right cornerYou refer to meals as "power ups"You call christmas a "bonus round"